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Kraken Demands Better WiFi, Threatens to Cancel Cloud Subscription
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Dragon Receives 47 HOA Violations, Burns Down Mailbox in Response
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Troll Loses Bridge to City Infrastructure Project, Forced to Learn New Skills
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